That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.
“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”
“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”
Always reblog Polite Cat.
Well done society.
I swear if this gets any more notes then I fear for the next generation.
I want hug every single one of you
internet hugs for everyone
533,180 this makes me sad
kids threw fucking rocks at me yes i was bullied
"Pssst, spidey, what’d you get for number seven?"
"Dude, shut up! I don’t wanna get in trouble!"
"I got Waterloo."
“This is a math test!”
are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Mara Dyer ; Cure me, free me, help me, see me
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.